I'm a pirate.

I had a dream last night that my eye was being cut into. I was in extreme pain in my dream so I forced myself to wake up, only to find out that I was crying in real life because my eye hurt so bad.

I tried to see if anything was in it, I blinked and blinked. I stood under the shower holding my eye open as i was screaming and trying to flush it out, and after still crying 2 hours later, I went to the ER.

They dyed my eye green and used a special light to tell me that I have a huge cut along my whole cornea.

No clue how that happened, but I tell you, that pain i felt the time i broke my arm in HALF (literally bones through my shirt and all) was nothing compared to this.

Luckily it has a 3 day healing time, so It already is feeling a lot better.

MAN, I hope that never ever happens again or to anyone else ever!!